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Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
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5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
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4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


mariofan48mariofan48

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i love it

its so badass!


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473Aldermar473Aldermar

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL! Nice!!

Awesome!! 10/10 + 5/5 xD


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FarhzeugFarhzeug

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha, nice lyrics

made me laugh, nice work, got your message by the way, nice song, i'll add it to my faves, a music that makes me laugh always cheers me up, thx for making it, keep up the good work



supermegasonicsupermegasonic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i like it, though poop + ice cream = eww!!

the lyrics were really good, but the are some suggestion i would like to make
- at "ice cream man now hiring", u sounded like u stopped abrubtly, most likely cuz u needed to breath (lol). try fixing that part
- i really liked when u sang the lyrics, but the chourus feels like there's somthing missing into it, like its too plain, try saying it in a different kind of way, like getting ur friend to sing that part too.

these are just my opinions, maybe for everyone else they dont neeed to change, and i'm cool with it.



DragonACEDragonACE

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome song!

this is now on a video I posted to youtube at:
youtube(.)com/watch?v=6z3tI64gunA