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Date
08/24/2009
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Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


KaracmoreKaracmore

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 13, 2010

100% Kick Ass!

Dude when I heard this I wanted to steal my moms mini van and run over people to lol but ya this is awesome!



Sup3rnova1Sup3rnova1

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2010

holy shit

i just shizzed my self this was fucking awesome



sandnutzsandnutz

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 28, 2010

i am the icecream man...

HOLY PILLOWS IN A SUITCASE! This is awesome. Im going to send my friend the lycris, he'll die of laugh.



KarulainKarulain

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2010

Really nice !

I like the way you sing the chorus & i think that the song is really good !
The lyrics are really funny too !



RapterzRapterz

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2010

Awwww....poor kids in Angola got no ice cream...

So all they get is this obvious take on modern society and its most reputable and trusted public offical!!!