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Date
08/24/2009
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


CentOhPedeCentOhPede

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 29, 2014

Damn This is just Great!



Nightwolf2425Nightwolf2425

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 24, 2014

Totally do not expect that XD



CompactDiskROMCompactDiskROM

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 22, 2013

How exciting music it is!!!



Renegade182Renegade182

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 14, 2013

I love this song so damn much.


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darc2209darc2209

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 31, 2013

great song man, punk o matic brought me to it and im glad it did


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