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Date
07/20/2009
File Info
Song
1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
Score
4.08 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.08 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Voice Acting - Voice Demo
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
WRONG!
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.

Reviews


dj-Jodj-Jo

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 20, 2009

lmao!

If there is a zero bomber in my songs, I will post this as my response.
This is freaking hilarious!


Stalagmite responds:

haha! thanks man! i would happily meet them face to face to tell them it. MAN they are ass bandits lol :D


rednikaiaGrednikaiaG

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 1, 2009

yoo suk

i ment to v0te zer0 fagit cuz yoo suk butt i hit 10 insted bich so i jest tel yoo dumb ugly hed fuker bich stooped ass dummy dik

Eh, eh, eh? Whaddya think Champ-Stag? Pretty good, huh? Did you ACTUALLY think I was a 13 year old kid who was SO jealous of your work I had attempted to vote 0 but was in fact, SO ignorant and unobservant, that I hit 10? I sure hope so! I cannot exress to you HOW much joy this brings me. Your words have lifted a common veil that I believe MANY people are blinded by here at Newgrounds. I mean, don't get me wrong, there are cocks 'n' twats EVERYwhere you go. You have simply managed to piece together the perfect monologue expressing almost EVERYONE'S feeling who have EVER gotten zer0 b0mbed.
For that, we all thank you (especially ME).
Until your next astonishing verbal dumping. . . .

........Take care, be good and piss off more zer0 b0mbers.period


Stalagmite responds:

LOL. yeah i troll the trolls on Youtube too. :D and on NG. I am like an internet superhero. my special ability to annoy! :D
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
you are the first one to have recieved the full alphabet from me.
use it wisely. :D lol.
THANKs for your mind raping comments. and your execution of trolling zerobombing linguistics where wonderful.
you could be my sidekick!
"GAIA GIRL!"
thanks. eat cheese. i made your bunny too. :D CC is coming to a cinema near you!


BouxBoux

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 20, 2009

...

funny to see your other side, this is true and to the point. They need help because they have probably in the past been victims of intimidation and else, so you kinda have to forgive those who vote 0 because they are really the ones hurting inside.
Good job on this one, really well done.


Stalagmite responds:

well, no not really, i think there are people who get off on the idea they can upset people and get away with it... well i simply show them they cant :D
=D thanks though boux! it was SOOOOOO hard speaking really quickly lol, i had to rerecord like 100 times :D thanks for the powerful UBER 10!!!!! :D hehe. peace out! :D


AisareneMusicAisareneMusic

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2010

Ahahahaha

Can I say NG anthem?
You sir, are awesome. 5/5, 10/10...fav'd.

xxAisarene



krssvrkrssvr

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 20, 2009

lol

Lmfao it sounds like a commercial, the sponsored by Attila the Hun part was too damn hilarious


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Stalagmite responds:

i am pleased you got a LOL out of it! hehe :D