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Date
07/20/2009
File Info
Song
1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
Score
4.08 / 5.00

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Genres:
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
WRONG!
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.

Reviews


mortal101mortal101

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 11, 2009

I love Zero punctuation!

And this was just as funny, and had that same out of whack, fast feel to it. Hoorah! I'm not a zero bomber, but they sound like complete fuck shits.


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Stalagmite responds:

lol. well yeah they are totaly Wank festivals =D but you are AWESOME! =D thanks for the review and generous score matey ! =D


netty-swobbnetty-swobb

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 28, 2009

!!!!!

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!! THATS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD AHHHHHH!!!!!!!


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Stalagmite responds:

THANKS MAN!!!!! THATS THE MOST LOL COMMENT EVA!!! love the enthusiastic "XD"s. :D


adompeaceadompeace

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 26, 2009

YES!

So perfect. The British accent really fits well with it and the background music makes it sound like a real public announcement. The text was really funny.

"...perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?"

"...voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun."

LOL

My stuff gets high scores, then gets bombed so I can relate to this. (with British accent): Good show, old chap!


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Stalagmite responds:

i think the zero option is vindictive and intended to upset when used. zero bombers will get everything they deserve. =D
thank you for your comments and wonderful vote! =D


MetaljonusMetaljonus

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 25, 2009

LMAO

Wow...you're so right!


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Stalagmite responds:

YAY! for once in my life. :D thanks lol. really appreciate the generous review =D


Sh0ckFyreSh0ckFyre

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 22, 2009

Awesome.

My two pieces of voice acting are plagued by zero bombers. This was hilarious :)


Stalagmite responds:

haha. yeah they are DICK HEADS i agree. you should tell them what you think of them! =D thanks for listening man! :D