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Date
07/20/2009
File Info
Song
1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
Score
4.08 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.08 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Voice Acting - Voice Demo
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
WRONG!
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.

Reviews


MkieNedachiMkieNedachi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

You legend dude!

Make more like this. :P


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Stalagmite responds:

i just may do that sir! :D you are just like a good bra... you are uplifting and you give me plenty of support :D


WolfBoy300WolfBoy300

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking hilarious.

This is totally funny and awesome :)

I totally added this to my favourite. I'm also downloading this.

Keep up the good work :)


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Stalagmite responds:

=D haha thank you for the support man! :D super appreciated :D i look forward to seeing your new flash! even though we have no idea what it is about! lol :D thanks again. peace out! :D


krssvrkrssvr

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol

Lmfao it sounds like a commercial, the sponsored by Attila the Hun part was too damn hilarious


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Stalagmite responds:

i am pleased you got a LOL out of it! hehe :D