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Jul 18, 2009 | 11:01 AM EDT
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1.7 MB
2 min 6 sec
4.11 / 5.00

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british stereotypes ar true.
Contains Swearies!
bad mixing etc. get over it. i was just wasting an hour.

I am british I love to drink some tea!
I ate some bri osh this morning,
And I never brush my teeth!
i love the queen of Britain, i want to violate her marriage!
But never mind, im going outside to catch my horse and carrIage!
Yes mm... Quite! Indeed!
and brush my waxed mustache
really, oh! My goawsh! How quant!
I grab my grey poupard!
Qite indeed, oh bully joy!
I smoke a pipe and drink some scotch
Splendid marvellous spiffing mmyess..
I do not have a crotch.

British people are just to kind they give a kid a home and help you find
your keys.....
To you tiny little car... where your face is in your knees... and you all look like john cleese....

We hate za English! Zey alvays ruin our planz! Zey make fun of our accents... seig HAIL NOW TO HITLER! HAIL HIM BITCHES hail him up za ass in the ear and in his mustache mouth! HAIRAPE HIM!

Oh so proud to be English... we have so many glorious trates! We are united as a country! Yet everyone is polish!
Thanks for listening. Now if you wouldn't mind awfully fucking awf. :D



Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's all true

James does not have a crotch.

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Stalagmite responds:

OH NO!!! my secret is out :S thank you jessie for your generous reviews =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


good job stalagmite.

Stalagmite responds:

why thank you darling =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This owns.

I loved it. Made me laugh like crazy, good job. Seriously, even without reading the lyrics, I understood you. This is epicness at it's finest. Good luck in the future!

Stalagmite responds:

LOL! awesome mr saint! =D and an UBER 10 for me! =D you are just to kind :D i hope we can make some awesome tunage together sometime! =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is awesome

Im british, and I cant really see how this is offensive to any british person, because quite frankly I dont have many of these traits, I wouldnt ever help someone find there keys :P, i'm a cock like that. I feel this is more offensive to the germans. This is an awesome song and the polish remark rather true!, well done

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Stalagmite responds:

THANK YOU! finally a real british person WITH REAL BRITISH SENSE OF HUMOUR!
there is a god. :D yeah i ind of went on a tangeant with the german thing, and the polish! lol. i worked with more poles than a scaffolding constructor.
=D tata old beansmith! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is killer.

Wow this is brilliant. I mean, this is the best thing ever I've heard on NG. If you had an album I'd buy it.

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Stalagmite responds:

LOL!!! thanks so much! i am pleased you thought it Lawlish! :D gratitude old bean! :D