I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Tennessee and in the humid summer heat. I was on a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat. Well the bites were slow and we were running low on chips and Gatorade; it had been a long hard day.
I felt a tug on the line and I didn't pay attention it was spinning way to fast, and before I knew it I was staring at a ten pound shiny bass. When I tried to pull the fish inside, I pulled a muscle in my upper thigh. I was so scared, so I threw my rod up in the air.
(Composer's Note:
A very special passage by a very special friend, Tim Hawkins. I thought some good and clean comedy is what America needs these days. So, before you listen to my song, you may want to check out comedian Tim Hawkins and his antics if you want some clean, fresh comedy straight from the oven of hilarity. But, if you prefer more perversion and intimidating comedy, then turn on Comedy Central and rethink your life.)
