I USED THE AMEN BREAK AM I COOL YET GUISE
The bass sound was made with a piece of cardboard scraped over the grille of my microphone, then run through effects. I quite like it.
By the way, if you find the beginning boring, give it about 16 bars.
I wrote this in between Fathers Day activities, spending about 5 hours total on it. I'm quite proud of how it turned out.
EDIT - Want the cardboard samples? mediafire.com/ ?yyzofjzjgyg (remove that space between the / and the ?)