Score: 10
"rofl"
date: June 1, 2009
Sounds like something you could use in a christmas movie.
*Old dude's voice*
"Once upon a time, there was a little village in a forest faaar, faar away..
There lived many creatures in this forest, such as Gay Gnomes, Penicorns, Turd monkeys, and many more.. But we will focus on a little halfling, called Timmy O'Donnel!
He was a former Irish drunktard that was thrown out of the country because he drank all of the alcohol there was to find in Ireland! He even had to change his name because he lived in constant fear of being raped by those who sought revenge for the lost drinks...
.. He also has a cat, named Minnieh... She is such a craaaazyyy cat!! WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT!??"
June 1, 2009
Author's Response:
wahahaah!