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Segata Sanshiro

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A tribute to the best commercial star EVER.

Original Composer: Fumio Okui
Original Music: Ichirou Tomita
Original Lyrics: Kouji Ando
Original Vocals: Ichirou Tomita

*epic intro*

Running down the dirt road
with a Sega saturn on his back
He's come to kick your childrens' ass
And send them back inside!

No one is safe
you are all doomed
A judo throw for you!

land and explooode!
you will learn the Naaaaaaame!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
Better than Chuck Norris! it's Sanshiroo!!

There is No place that is safe
He will hunt all of you down
He will then throw everyone
and then he'll choke you out

Dancing in a nightclub only to to turn around

then you will SEEEEEE!!!

Standing ooover youuuuuu!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

Long Ago...
Before the time of Chuck Norris
There once was a man who roamed Japan with a Sega saturn on his back
and he found people to play it
because he knew:
THAT THE SEGA SATURN WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

*epic solo part...sorta*

He will never lose
you can not win
He can kick a baseball
an Asian Juggernaut

Try to kick a goal with a kick of penalty

You will then miss!

Because he liiifteeed the goooaaal!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
There's no end to pain, Sanshiroooooo!!!

He knows when you're sleeping
and He knows when you're awake
yes, He needs no facial hair
12 bricks his head can also break

you think he's Santa until his face is gone

Then you will seeeee

His true identityyyyyyy!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He's Segatahaaaaaa-aa-aaaa-aa-
aaaaa....Sanshiroooo!!!

NO BASEBALL ALLOWED BITCHES!!!

HOOO-EEYOW!

Original Song can be downloaded for free at the official Segata Website: http://evilboris.sonic-cu lt.net/346/index.php?s=si te3

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WOW!!
THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Oh, man... Classic 😂😂😌

SEGATAAA SANSHIRO!!!!!

I love this composition, and the vocalist NAILED it hahaha! 5/5

~DJDj

I can't describe how awesome this is. I can't. This music is meant for the gods;no mortal should listen to this without being dead afterward. That's how awesome it is.

Nice work, Druox

I think you did a great job with this song. It's one of my favorite songs from you.

The lyrics are pretty good and you sing almost like the original singers.

Nice work as usual, dude.

FUCK YEAH SANSHIRO!!

This guy was freakin' awesome. SEGA should have kept him for the Dreamcast era. If they had, we wouldn't have any of this sonic and mario crap, because SEGA'd still be making games for their own consoles.

Credits & Info

Lead Vocals

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Uploaded
Apr 28, 2009
12:26 PM EDT
File Info
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3 min 19 sec

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