/me cackles like a lunatic at the lyrics
[that's about it really]
Author Comments
And now for something completely different.
Don't ask...
Lyrics:
Beeeeeeeees!
Are stinging my face and arms.
Waaaaaaaaaaaasps!
are stinging my feet and toes.
Doooooooooogs!
are biting my legs and back.
Caaaaaaats!
are scratching my chest and lips.
Liiiooons!
Are roaring in my ears and face.
Fisshiiies!
are splashing my nose and eyes.
Horssssies!
are galloping a my legs and feet.
Frooggies!
are being squashed by me.
Alcoholics!
are drinking all my beers.
Penguins!
Are swimming in my bath!
Comets!
are falling out of space.
Snoogles!
are combining me, and you!
(Written by me and my snoogly girlfriend!)
HAHAHHAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHSHAHHAS WTF!!!! AHAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
cool fucking heavy lyrics
GoreBastard responds:
It's the heaviest song on earthhhh!
Sweeeet
We need more shit like this on here. Make more?
GoreBastard responds:
One day, in a distant galaxy, far away, near the Earth, I will do another.
One of the best tracks in the audio portal
Bees were the bane of my existence when I was a kid, but...
This has to be one of the best songs I have heard in the audio portal. The guitar solos are impressive, and the lyrics are downright awesome. It's impressive that you made all the sound effects yourself, many of them were quite accurate to the animals mentioned (with the exception of penguins, I don't know what sounds those make).
I was initially expecting the lyrics to be screamed rather than spoken (e.g. Slipknot style), but the way they were delivered made the song a hell of a lot better than I expected. Overall, a great and unique song that, if it were possible, would deserve a trippy music video.
And I still don't like bees, and abhor wasps.
GoreBastard responds:
Thanks for the words man!
Yeah, I have no idea what penguins sound like either haha!
Cheers again!
LOL
This song is funny. Make one about sex! I'd love to hear that!
GoreBastard responds:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEESSS!!!
Credits & Info
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- 23,535
- Faves:
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4.49 / 5.00
- Uploaded
- Apr 23, 2009
- 10:35 AM EDT
- Genre
- Heavy Metal
- File Info
- Song
- 2.4 MB
- 2 min 5 sec
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