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Credits & Info

Date
04/23/2009
File Info
Song
2.4 MB
2 min 5 sec
Score
4.03 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.03 / 5 stars
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17,373 Plays | 470 Downloads
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Heavy Metal
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Author Comments

And now for something completely different.

Don't ask what this is about... I have no clue!

Lyrics:

Beeeeeeeees!
Are stinging my face and arms.
Waaaaaaaaaaaasps!
are stinging my feet and toes.
Doooooooooogs!
are biting my legs and back.
Caaaaaaats!
are scratching my chest and lips.

Liiiooons!
Are roaring in my ears and face.
Fisshiiies!
are splashing my nose and eyes.
Horssssies!
are galloping a my legs and feet.
Frooggies!
are being squashed by me.

Alcoholics!
are drinking all my beers.
Penguins!
Are swimming in my bath!
Comets!
are falling out of space.
Snoogles!
are combining me, and you!

(Written by me and my snoogly girlfriend!)

Reviews


cardboardbox13013cardboardbox13013

Rated 4 / 5 stars

/me cackles like a lunatic at the lyrics

[that's about it really]



ZertorerZertorer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHHAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHSHAHHAS WTF!!!! AHAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
cool fucking heavy lyrics


GoreBastard responds:

It's the heaviest song on earthhhh!


cjsnow1cjsnow1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweeeet

We need more shit like this on here. Make more?


GoreBastard responds:

One day, in a distant galaxy, far away, near the Earth, I will do another.


UnsterblicherUnsterblicher

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of the best tracks in the audio portal

Bees were the bane of my existence when I was a kid, but...

This has to be one of the best songs I have heard in the audio portal. The guitar solos are impressive, and the lyrics are downright awesome. It's impressive that you made all the sound effects yourself, many of them were quite accurate to the animals mentioned (with the exception of penguins, I don't know what sounds those make).

I was initially expecting the lyrics to be screamed rather than spoken (e.g. Slipknot style), but the way they were delivered made the song a hell of a lot better than I expected. Overall, a great and unique song that, if it were possible, would deserve a trippy music video.

And I still don't like bees, and abhor wasps.


GoreBastard responds:

Thanks for the words man!
Yeah, I have no idea what penguins sound like either haha!

Cheers again!


ULTIMA-INFINITYULTIMA-INFINITY

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

This song is funny. Make one about sex! I'd love to hear that!


GoreBastard responds:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEESSS!!!