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1 min 46 sec
4.08 / 5.00

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The idea behind this song was as simple as it was juvenile...

drum riff: tit - titty - tit - titty
bass riff: boob - boob - booby - booby

After that... the words pretty much wrote themselves. I had a lot of fun google-researching the multitude of different names for breasts... there's hundreds. I've selected a few of my favourites for you.

Some point up, some point down
Some ladies make them swing around
Some are big, some others, small
I tell ya, boys, I love 'em all!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as hooters, boobs 'n' cans...

I love all kinds of boobs
Big 'n' perky... little ones too
Damn I love sweet juicy cans
I love 'em even better when they're in my hands!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...

When you jiggle and shake them knockers
It damn near sends me wild
And cleavage, man, it's a hell of a thang
Like candy for a child!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as poached eggs, warheads, milk jugs,
honkers, norks and mammary glands!

On the seventh day He rested
On the eighth day He made boobs
If it's true that God made titties
I guess I love him too

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...
Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Whatever you call 'em, I'm a fan!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

boobs are what power the internet

hahaha, this made me smile man, great job

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

lol... now i've got this odd image of a bunch of wires coming out of some ungodly huge boobies... and all the computers connected to the wires... kind of like Matrix I suppose.

Too true though... all power to the boobs.

Cheers for the listen man :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Boobs are great.

No matter how old I get, I'll always love boobs. Except grandma boobs. You can have those.

Fuckin 5.

I wrote a boob poem in high school. Here's for you:

When you're feeling down and blue
Here are some things that you can do
talk to girls with great big chests
make em chuckle, try your beast
Or take them jogging,
oh what fun,
make their boobs bounce in the sun
Boobies boobies Raw Raw Raw....
Boobies boobies please no bra.

Boobs ARE great.

Current Score

5.00 / 5.00 (+ 0.0000030)

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:


you've made my day, BMI

I'm glad I'm not the only one... hang on, I'm SURE i'm not the only one. Except, most people just look at boobs, rather than making up weird shit about them like we have and then posting it on the net.

Awesome!!! Cheers again :D

ps. grandma boobs... the horror... the horror!!! D:


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nice, I liked it alot, very funny!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

lol... thanks a lot man :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


titties rule!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

fuck yeah!