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MAC9 - March (Who's Your Daddy?) submission

**UPDATED for better clarity of the vocals overall and particularly in the final verse**

This has taken me ages, mostly due to my unfamiliarity with writing lyrics and recording vocals (also I havent heard any children's songs since I was about 7 so I had to do some research!). My wrote the lyrics by thinking about the things that children enjoy and trying to combine multiple subjects (candy and going to the zoo c'monnnn); the hard part was trying to think of animals that could either by rhymed with a candy or that could be alliterated with one.

I originally tried to do the vocals myself but found my voice to be too boomy, luckily my good friend Frederico Allevato di Puttanesca a la Braziliana visited from Norway so I had him do the singing instead.


We got purple peppermint porcupines,
covered in sticky porcupine spines.
Magical cocoa unicorns,
with great big chocolate unicorn horns


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


Theres the wizard lizard who spends his time
Conjuring candied lemon and lime
Liquorice fish live in this lake
all they do is bake birthday cake


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


If you're thirsty we can get some drinks
Fizzy juice from the lollipop lynx
Next stop the giant jellybean giraffe
Have you seen one? I promise youll laugh


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to




Look, its the underground mole patrol
Crawling around in their Tootsie Roll hole
A cookie dough crow flew overhead
He landed and smiled and then he said


You're always welcome at the Candy Zoo
What a great adventure, just me and you
Come back soon and play whenever you want to


-Steel string acoustic guitar
-Classical acoustic guitar
-Whistling skills (funky monkey solo is me whistling with Melodyne love)
-Marimba/Bass Marimba VST
-Glockenspiel VST
-Pizzicato Strings VST
-Piano VST



Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG Fabulous!

Dude it's great! I loved it from the first time i heard it

Incredibly awesome!! When I am listening to it, I'm in a diffirent world, no, dude, in a totally diffirent dimension!!
The half of me which is still a 10year old child is running around eatin' all of remaining sweets in my house :O

I just don't know what to say anymore...
My Fabulous aura is sparkling and glowing so hard that i can't see anythin'
My song of the week!

5/5 10/10

curriemaster responds:

Thanks very much man! Sparkling and glowing fabulous aura makes Curriemaster happy!

Long live the Candy Zoo! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is awesome

i like this song makes me all calm :3

curriemaster responds:

Glad you like it, thanks for leaving a review :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's a kids' song athat even an adult could enjoy, great job, man!

curriemaster responds:

Yo dude, thanks a lot for the review, Im glad you like the song :). I am an adult and I thoroughly enjoy listening to this! Cheers!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Like something you would fall asleep to!

In a good way, I wanna be very clear on that! Its very relaxing.

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curriemaster responds:

Thanks very much dude, glad you like it! If you ever fall asleep and dream of cookie dough crows...let me know! :P


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Still love it

Newgrounds really opens up some random and extremely enjoyable music. In the recent past I would have looked at most of this stuff as corny and stupid, but now it just makes me smile :)

Great job with the song. Was it for a particular purpose or did you just feel like making a children's song?

curriemaster responds:

Hey there, thanks very much for taking the time to review! I was trying to make this song as fun and silly as possible while still allowing children (I imagine, I dont have kids - actually I need to test this on some one day!) to sing/dance along.

This song was for a competition on the Audio Portal in March to create a children's song. It came second overall, which is a reasonably good result. Thanks again for the review, much appreciated, and glad you like the song! :)