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MAC9 - March (Who's Your Daddy?) submission

**UPDATED for better clarity of the vocals overall and particularly in the final verse**

This has taken me ages, mostly due to my unfamiliarity with writing lyrics and recording vocals (also I havent heard any children's songs since I was about 7 so I had to do some research!). My wrote the lyrics by thinking about the things that children enjoy and trying to combine multiple subjects (candy and going to the zoo c'monnnn); the hard part was trying to think of animals that could either by rhymed with a candy or that could be alliterated with one.

I originally tried to do the vocals myself but found my voice to be too boomy, luckily my good friend Frederico Allevato di Puttanesca a la Braziliana visited from Norway so I had him do the singing instead.


We got purple peppermint porcupines,
covered in sticky porcupine spines.
Magical cocoa unicorns,
with great big chocolate unicorn horns


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


Theres the wizard lizard who spends his time
Conjuring candied lemon and lime
Liquorice fish live in this lake
all they do is bake birthday cake


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


If you're thirsty we can get some drinks
Fizzy juice from the lollipop lynx
Next stop the giant jellybean giraffe
Have you seen one? I promise youll laugh


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to




Look, its the underground mole patrol
Crawling around in their Tootsie Roll hole
A cookie dough crow flew overhead
He landed and smiled and then he said


You're always welcome at the Candy Zoo
What a great adventure, just me and you
Come back soon and play whenever you want to


-Steel string acoustic guitar
-Classical acoustic guitar
-Whistling skills (funky monkey solo is me whistling with Melodyne love)
-Marimba/Bass Marimba VST
-Glockenspiel VST
-Pizzicato Strings VST
-Piano VST



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, nice.

I can see children going apeshit over this mother fucker.

curriemaster responds:

LOL thats the idea...I think...

Glad you like it man, thanks for the review :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i think i have diabetes

The vocals are definitely awesome, well done :]

Kids songs aren't always the greatest, but just the concept of an actual Candy Zoo where you can eat the animals is wonderfully silly and awesome. I like it!

curriemaster responds:

Haha thanks a lot for the review man. I hereby vow to spread the happy plague of Type II diabetes to all children through the medium of brightly coloured sugar animals!

Cheers for the review :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pretty decent

Not what i would listen to, but anyone with half a brain can admit that you have great talent on vocals. The humming in the background is quite well done too.

5/5 9/10

curriemaster responds:

Cheers man, its one of my old friends doing the vocals on this song, I wrote the lyrics and music. Its not what I would listen to either but I wanted to make a good effort for the latest MAC :P.

Thanks a lot for the review!