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MAC9 - March (Who's Your Daddy?) submission

**UPDATED for better clarity of the vocals overall and particularly in the final verse**

This has taken me ages, mostly due to my unfamiliarity with writing lyrics and recording vocals (also I havent heard any children's songs since I was about 7 so I had to do some research!). My wrote the lyrics by thinking about the things that children enjoy and trying to combine multiple subjects (candy and going to the zoo c'monnnn); the hard part was trying to think of animals that could either by rhymed with a candy or that could be alliterated with one.

I originally tried to do the vocals myself but found my voice to be too boomy, luckily my good friend Frederico Allevato di Puttanesca a la Braziliana visited from Norway so I had him do the singing instead.


We got purple peppermint porcupines,
covered in sticky porcupine spines.
Magical cocoa unicorns,
with great big chocolate unicorn horns


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


Theres the wizard lizard who spends his time
Conjuring candied lemon and lime
Liquorice fish live in this lake
all they do is bake birthday cake


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to


If you're thirsty we can get some drinks
Fizzy juice from the lollipop lynx
Next stop the giant jellybean giraffe
Have you seen one? I promise youll laugh


Welcome to the Candy Zoo
Lets have an adventure, just me and you
Well get a map and go wherever you want to




Look, its the underground mole patrol
Crawling around in their Tootsie Roll hole
A cookie dough crow flew overhead
He landed and smiled and then he said


You're always welcome at the Candy Zoo
What a great adventure, just me and you
Come back soon and play whenever you want to


-Steel string acoustic guitar
-Classical acoustic guitar
-Whistling skills (funky monkey solo is me whistling with Melodyne love)
-Marimba/Bass Marimba VST
-Glockenspiel VST
-Pizzicato Strings VST
-Piano VST



Rated 4 / 5 stars


LOL. A pedophile's theme song.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I loled at the monkey solo....


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awesome :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


has emotion and humour, awesome dude!

i dont understand how this can be hard to listen to!?



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Meh, I found this audio to be a lot like some of the music that is made for little children. I liked the sound effects to illustrate the situation the singer was describing throughout the music, but the music in general isn't exactly something that is catchy or great to listen to. I did like the solo in there, but I found the rest to be difficult to listen to.