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(verse)

I walk right through the door
I see you, you poor
Soul in the loo
Whenever I... think of you!

I'm starting to wonder
If I should stop and stare
There she is again
Looking far from heaven

(chorus x2)

Whenever I think of you
I think of poo on toast
I cannot smell
Looks like hell
I think of poo on toast

(verse)

This night is getting on
I frickin' hate this song
I plan to run away
Before I see your face

(chorus x2)

Whenever I think of you
I think of poo on toast
I cannot smell
Looks like hell
I think of poo on toast

(bridge)

I'm getting scared
Time to runaway
I'm getting scared
Time to run away

So not sexy
She is scary
She is just so damn ugly
So not sexy
She is scary
She is just so damn ugly

(build up x2)

Whenever I think of you
I think of poo on toast
I cannot smell
Looks like hell
I think of poo on toast

(chorus x10)

Whenever I think of you
I think of poo on toast
I cannot smell
Looks like hell
I think of poo on toast