Hey sport, how was your first day at school?
It was awesome dad!
Oh really? So you like school?
Dad...I fucking love school.
[Verse 1]
The hot teachers
my fine classmates
the fucking playground
chicks that don't menstruate
the lunch room
some kids were sick
I stayed after class
and teachers sucked my dick
this has to be
the best time for me
it's so fucking sweet
so fucking neat
I love learning
and I love fucking hos
both together
and here we go
[Verse 2]
I fucking love
elementary school
Where the bitches are fine
and my friends are cool
I took an hour nap
in the middle of the day
then went to the playground
and played croquet
I'm might be small
but I don't give a shit
fuck with me
and your face will be hit
I'm a pimp on the playground
and a badass in class
fuck with me
and I'll stab your ass
[Bridge]
Oh son, well that's great news
It sure is pops!
Well why don't you scamper off and go take a nap or something?
Sure thing pops...but just ones thing
but just one thing
I remember about the things and
the KINDERGARTEN IS so A FUCKING obis
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TOMORROW
CUZ IT GETS RID OF ALL MY fucking SORROW
and I can't get enough of the talking class
I will not miss not even an attack
I will remember my homework isn't BAD
ANAL WITH THE TEACHER MAKES ME very GLAD
chorus
when I go to school
I fuck bitches
when I do my homework
I fuck bitches
when I'm drinkin my milk
I fuck bitches
when I'm watching Pokemon
I'm fucking some bitches
when I look at you
I'm fucking bitches
when I masturbate
I'm thinking of bitches
when I play xbox live
fuck bitches
when I go to newgrounds
I wish I was fucking bitches
take the beats
and take em home
feed em to your peeps
oh yeah I'm sexually frustrating you
right now
yeah
Lyrics by cHunter
Music by Nc321
Reformatted and mastered by Vago187