Score: 10
"You start work today"
date: May 3, 2009
"So what sort of perks can you offer me? Good working hours? Star on my dressing room door? Vast quantities of Strawberry Milkshake?"
Well perks are just my asian sex slaves at your disposal. Vaction and sick time are plentiful. Full health, optical and dental insurance with a 0 co-pay.
A platinum Star of David will be on your door to your mansion-like dressing room.
Sorry no Strawberry Milkshakes for you but you can go to McDonalds, Wendys, Hardees, Arbys, Burger King, In and Out, Checkers, Tallys, the other McDonalds, Carls Jr, Dairy Hut, Dairy Mart, Ice Cream Parlors or Dairy Queen for your strawberrymilkshakes at anytime.
The hours are 11AM-5PM.
Oh and I thought the audio was stolen I couldn't tell, I must say Zapp's voice must be quite difficult to mimic. Okay next voice sample is going to be Billy Mays and that other infomercial guy.
May 5, 2009
Author's Response:
I'll take the insinuation of theft as a compliment about the quality of my voice acting then :P
11am - 5pm might be difficult, but I can manage every other Saturday if you feel like that?