some of the details of MMORPG's i may have gotten wrong. i haven't played one since Asheron's Call when i was sixteen.
Lyrics:
I met her in a MMORPG
she was an elf and a thief
she went rogue, pk'd the whole scene
my heart was all she took from me
before i logged out
i sent her a line
what's your aim girl, we should
chat up some time
she replied real quick
my name is vulcanchick
battlestar's on i have to dip
a couple of clicks and i was beating my dick
as the months passed and as i got older
my skin cleared up and i became bolder
i thought and i fretted and came up with this plan
i grabbed my mom's purse and used her good credit
to get my new love a first class plane ticket
and bring her to me, so i could lose my virginity
but as the gate came open
and she came running
there was something i couldn't understand
my internet girlfriend was a man
i don't care
i love her
or him!
