Score: 10
"Hahaha. Oh boy-eeee..."
date: March 14, 2009
Okay.
Before I continue this review, I want you to know that you are winsauce. The reasons for this? Hehe.
1. This track is excellent. You've been jumping from one genre onto the next like a monkey with a jalapeno jammed in it's ass. Except it's not as messy. Nor is there a vegetable in... Well. One can only hope.
Why? Great melody, awesome leads. Stereo-panning my left nut. The dude below is talking some serious smack.
I've heard a lot of generic electro house as of late, this would easily top it. It's not the cookie-cutter stuff you'd hear the club dj's spin endlessly like mush. There's variation, but it does not stray from the genre.
There's an excellent ambient presence which is a little more rigid and less fluffy (which is excellent for this sort of genre). Love the transitions. Very smooth, and not as convoluted as some I've heard. The chorus is solid, albeit a seemingly repetitive at about 2:20 for like 20 seconds. Then bam. You open a can of 'pwned', scarf it down and then whip it at the zero-bombers head that is jamming down to this.
2. You somehow have the uncanny ability to pack in a lot of sounds at once in a very short span of time and make it all sound bloody excellent. You should be in politics, methinks. (Bwahahaha. /wipes tear).
3. Does this dress make me look fat?
'nuff said. Keep working your magic man. Keep it cheesy.
-CO
P.S. (I know the reviews I write at times may be a little vague... I don't know too much about creating music and the proper terminology as much as I do about the music/genres itself/themselves. I plan to enter the fray myself at some point, but my life is a clusterfuck right now. Hopefully I'll be able to offer some better advice then.)
March 25, 2009
Author's Response:
dude
i love you almost as much as i love boobs
..almost