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Yes, behold, the untold story of the greatest happiness-maker to walk the earth.

Done as an improvisation exercise. Minor cut-editing to eliminate dead air.

EDIT: Added some generic asian BGM

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Average Score: 9.8 / 10

Score: 10

"Sounded kinda familiar"

by: LiptonCoolio

date: September 15, 2009

Hans' older voice almost sounded like Plankton from Spongebob to me.

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Score: 10

"ROFLCOPTER"

by: HamOfEvil

date: August 2, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i want to be a desmoofer when i grow up Tobad it doesnt exist yet :(

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Score: 9

"". . . und keep polishing that sausage. . . ""

by: rednikaiaG

date: July 26, 2009

This was all improv, huh, TomaMoto------>
You MUST be a demi-god! I mean, are you SURE you're just not schizophrenic?
I didn't realize JUST how funneh this clip WAS until I got to the end.
I mean, don't get me wrong, when I heard "Hans, are you polishing the bratwursts?" I almost wet myself.
Seriously though, when it got to the end, it almost felt nostalgic, even though Newgrounds is still so very new to me! I hope one day to work with MANY, MANY different collaborators.
Maybe I could get a tip or two from you about your mic set up?
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Either way, hope to hear more soon. Until then. . .

.........Take care, be good and keep polishing those sausages.period