*panting* *big gasp* Ehhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhh *fart*
.69 seconds later *plop*
Ahhhhhh mannnnn!!! I just took the biggest dump in my friend's bathroom just as I starting hearing this song!
I had an EEE PC on Wifi on my lap; thats how I could get newgrounds while I was taking a shit sitting on the crapper! The almighty Thomas Crapper shall be honored for inventing the toilet. He shall also be honored in comedy songs someday!!!
Oh, Ahhhh, *grunting* EEEEeeeehhhhhaaaahhh *fart* *poop falls out of body*. I just took another dump. My god am I having diarrhea, because I ate alot of candy from my Heart candy box on V-tines day!
I got such health problems and addiction to Newgrounds that I simply didn't want to give up Newgrounds over a bathroom visit *fart* ahhh. THANK GOD FOR LAPTOPS, EEE PCs, INTERNET and WIFI. At least I don't smoke, so be grateful for that.