Homage to Mr Goatse


Date Submitted

02/14/2009 | 04:01PM EST

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Heavy Metal Song | 1.8 MB | 1 min 59 sec

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Current Score

4.16 / 5.00

Score Rank: #36,872
Popularity Rank: #56,745

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Author Comments

This was like a spontaneous fun project to show the world my love at Valentine's day! Fuck you, world! Gimme some Venus next time!
Only took about two hours and was surprisingly fun to make... Damn, I'm sweatin like a motherfucking pig!
Have a taste of kirk Johnson, translated into a beautiful and harmonical melody, combined with my angel like singing voice!
I need a beer... here are the lyrics... ass...

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Homage to Mr Goatse

Uaaaargh!
Mwahahahaha!
C'mon!
Let's go!

This is the story of a man named Kirk Johnson
Who had the ability to uargh...
Open his fucking asshole
As wide as a motherfucking goat
He's now known under the alter ego "goatse", motherfuckeeeer!
Yaaaaaau*oughcoughcoughco ugh*
Ok, let's go!

There was once some guy named Kirk
Spredin his ass cheeks really wide
Showin us his guts
Made me scream insiiiiide!

He's a motherfucker
Who shows his hole to all the world
Long shall be remembered
The butt that has destroyed your childhood
Bitch!

Watch this anus
Kirk Johnson's anus!

Goatse!
Goatse!
Goatse!
Ja, Goatse!

Was für ein Arsch!
So ein Arsch!

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Average Score: 10.0 / 10

Score: 10
Blight

"Beautiful."

by: Blight
date: April 11, 2009

What a bum!
Such an ass!

April 14, 2009

Author's Response:

Oh yeah! New review!
Glad you liked it man

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Score: 10
Jibbix

"holy awesome batman!"

by: Jibbix
date: February 19, 2009

this!

February 20, 2009

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Score: 10
Sevkat

"epic"

by: Sevkat
date: February 16, 2009

Mr Goatse sure did a lot of amazing things.

February 17, 2009

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yes

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Score: 10
trashcanman

"sexy"

date: February 15, 2009

a great tribute to a great man

February 15, 2009

Author's Response:

Hail Kirk Johnson and his almighty anuss!

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Score: 10
LordZeebmork

"rttttttttt"

date: February 15, 2009

this is the best thing on the audio portal

fuck yeah

February 15, 2009

Author's Response:

I love you man! Thanks!

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