Ok this is some really amateur voice acting test. However I thought it was rather funny (in all senses of the word) and I'd like to point out a few things.

This was done in one recording.

It was all improvised.

I am not a voice actor generally (but I'd be happy to if anyone needs it =P)

The music in the background was just me 'setting the mood'.

I know I suck, but anything you can say to help me out would be a great help =) Most of all though, enjoy! =D