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Chestnuts Smokin' In A Reindee

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Dec 14, 2008 | 10:19 AM EST
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4 min 42 sec
3.74 / 5.00

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Shoobedeebopo... Waaaah.. wooh... Santa Claus...
Chestnuts rostin' on an op'n fire
Jack, Frost, Nipp'n a' y'nose
Juletide Reindeers, bein' raped by a Dwarf
and folks, they fugged up the eggnog again, eskimo, muddafucka
everybody knows, turkey and some muddafu'.. oah
It di' help to make my god damn ass drunk, hoo
ah, tiny fucks, with their eyes all aglow, will find it hard to smoke, any mo'

You know that Santa's, he's pretty gay
He's loaded lots of toys n' goodies, in his ass (in his ass)
And every muddafu', is gonna cry,
to see if reindeers really know how to get hiiiiiiiigh

And so, I'm offerin' this simple Rhyme, Wooh
to kids from 1 to 95 (cause I like to do 'em)
allthough it's been said, many times, by the gays
A very merry Gaymas, to you


*solo part*

You know that, AH, Santa's, he's pretty gay,
He's loaded, lots of different things, into his sleigh (like... raz's)
Every muddafu', yes, is gonna cry
To see if reindeers can smoke weed and get Hiiiiiiiigh

And so-o-o, IIII'm offerin', THIS SIMPLE RHY-HYME
And it's been said, by me, several times,

* - Let's get high, this Christmastime - *

Take it away Baba-hoo-ha!
Let's get high, for Christmastii-hime!

Let's get high, yea, let's get high like a muddafu'
I wanna get high, cause I've been smokin' that Yuletide
And chop that tree muddafu' down, and you gotta smoke it
I'm gonna smoke my Christmastree
I'm gonna,
Like-I got some, acorns...
I'm gonna smoke them, I'm gonna smoke that weed
I'm gonna, let tell for the christmastime
I'm gonna, smoke, smoke, smoke that weed
I'm gonna, I'm gonna oh I'm gonna...

Merry Christmas.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I like the's just your singing >:( have the BEST lyrics...but please try to sing better.

This is GOLDEN lyrics...perfect humor for Newgrounds Holidays

But don't purposely make your voice that bad.
Adam Sandler can do it...but he's voice makes it sound funny...not bad.

Please...Your lyrics are pure GOLD.

But re-submit it with a good voice.

I'm sorry for the bad score...but I know that's what you need to do.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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