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_______@@@ ASTRONINJA'S DEBUT ALBUM OUT NOW! @@@_______

ASIA PUNK ROCK LOVE!
100% INDIE, 100% ASIAN, 100,0000,000,59% NINJA!!

FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, ASTRONINJA'S DEBUT ALBUM IS OUT!
Includes enhanced versions of THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG, THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS, ANTHEM FOR THE ORDINARY, and many more ninjalicious tunes!

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PREVIEW OUR DEBUT ALBUM 'KISS MY ASTRO! AND GRAB A COPY TODAY!
Go here ---> www.cdbaby.com/astroninja
(Available in MP3 and CD format!)
ONLY $7.99 and $11.90 - IMPORTED FROM ASIA!! AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!!!

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MP3s are ONLY $7.99 - 11 super high audio quality ninja tunes (Clearer than what you download from Newgrounds) That's cheaper than most MP3s you buy on iTunes! More affordable than a McDonald's meal, cheaper than that funny looking fish in that wiggly aquarium, more affordable than paying money to spank

and CDs are $11.99 and come with additional goodies like
FREE NINJA ID CARD!!
FREE SET 6 NINJA STICKERS!!!
FREE 'BOBBY THE SHEEP' BUTTON!!!
A HANDWRITTEN 'THANK YOU' MESSAGE FROM THE BAND!!!!
1 FREE BONUS NINJA SONG FOR DOWNLOAD!!!!

No major labels, no corporate bitches, no millionaire purse strings. Just pure indie love!

Help support indie music and let us save enough to fly our Asian buttocks over to the US, Canada and Europe to tour and play live just for you!

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Introducing ASTRONINJA'S 3rd NEWGROUNDS submission!!!!

You've heard 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG'
You've groovy curry giggled to 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS'

Now we bring you...
'ANTHEM FOR THE ORDINARY'

Ever felt caught in the system? Working at a desk job while your funny looking boss with the weird toes stares at you, demanding you make him more money.
Ever felt trapped in school when your teachers thrust their ego pelvises out at you, telling you what a fuck up you are?
Ever had your wiggly mummy and daddy come down hard on you for not being the perfect child?

This song is the big FUCK YOU back to them.

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And here are the lyrics :)
And a fish for you!
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ANTHEM FOR THE ORDINARY
Written by Levan Ninja
Performed by ASTRONINJA

"Fuck.

VERSE 1
Hey motherfucker are you talking to me now?
Ten feet tall and six feet in the ground
I'm buried in blood
I laughed so hard I forgot to cry
Confessions of another spy
So get up, get up, get up, off your knees

PRE CHORUS
Everytime you walk into your grave
Are you gonna be a slave to the system?
Never gonna be (never gonna be) never gonna be
What you want me to be.

CHORUS
"We are ordinary!
Living in a world where no one cares if we live or die"
How can you live a lie?
"We are ordinary
Living in a world"
And I don't wanna be like you
No I don't wanna be like you no more

VERSE 2
So
I won't I won't I won't I won't fake it
I won't I won't I won't I won't (don't take it)
Don't give a damn if you criticize
You can antagonize,
But I won't compromise
And I won't give into your fucking lies

PRE CHORUS
CHORUS

(Reggae breakdown)
"Come little children, come gather round
Let me tell you a story of a man who drowned
Who lived his life in fear and worry
A man who died in the Lion City"

I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't fucking wanna be like you
I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't fucking wanna be like you
No more!

GUITAR SOLO

CHORUS
Wooo ohhh! Wooo ohhh! I don't wanna be like you
Wooo ohhh! Wooo ohhh! I don't wanna be like you!

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ENJOY!

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PREVIEW OUR DEBUT ALBUM 'KISS MY ASTRO! AND GRAB A COPY TODAY!
Go here ---> www.cdbaby.com/astroninja
(Available in MP3 and CD format!)
ONLY $7.99 and $11.90 - IMPORTED FROM ASIA!! AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!!!

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ASTRONINJA! <3 NEWGROUNDS!