Hi, I'm a fat, southern guy with some guitars, a computer, an a free recording program called Audacity. I hope you enjoy my stuff, and if you don't. Tell me why you don't. Just tell me. It's okay. You won't get flamed. Really. Just tell me how you think I could improve.

This is a song that oddly enough became true after I wrote (except the only friend part; I still have other friends) and recorded it. I'm sorry but I don't have a mini studio, just me, my guitar(s), a shitty tape recorder mic, and my keyboard. I do have a few iffyness issues with this song: when I sing 'as long as..' it sounds like I'm saying ass, that and the lack of bass and drums, but oh well. The vocals were for the most part improvised while following a basic framework, as I wrote the song a while back and lost the lyrics before I recorded it. I hope you enjoy this and my other songs.