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DISCLAIMER:
THIS SONG IS A JOKE. IT IS A JOKE. DO NOT 0 BECAUSE ITS CRAPPY. IT'S CRAPPY ON PURPOSE.

Boredom, and too much Crotchduster. Yes this is a joke, you'll probabally 0 this, but whatever.
Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your fucking cup. Burning through your small intestine, maybe this time you'll learn your lesson. Hey, I like your Pancreas, but you've got to give me some pie, Tootsie Pops die painfully, but you've got to give me some pie. I don't like the government, but I don't really care, I just want to eat CAKE. CAKE. Folgers in my fucking cup is giving me a fucking rush but when I want to go to sleep, I just drink more Folgers coffee. Folgers Coffee.

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Average Score: 9.7 / 10

Score: 10

"epic"

by: bb46

date: December 2, 2009

its a brutally metal coffee jungle. The growling was good but back up away from the mics a little cuz the vocals distort too much where it doesnt sound good anymore.

reminds me a little of BTBAM

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Score: 10

"lol, Love it."

by: ShawnSig

date: December 2, 2009

Brutal song about Folgers Coffee. I gave it a 5/5.

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Score: 10

"Brutal!"

by: Aslan-Emanuel

date: October 1, 2009

Duncan Hills Coffee!!!
Well, close enough. ;)
This song rules! I lol'ed quite a bit! :D
Also, I noticed that this was released extactly a year before the Dethalbum II.

Keep it up!

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Score: 10

"I never knew that Coffee could be so Brutal!"

by: keyofdeath

date: May 25, 2009

Now I want to drink coffee, thank! Like I need coffee at 2:15 am!

Rock on!

5'ed and 10'ed

June 25, 2009

Author's Response:

Sir, coffee is best at any time of day! especially when it's folgers... and in your fucking cup...

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Score: 7

"It Tickles the Small Intestines"

by: Neophyte-Ronin

date: May 10, 2009

It also scares the little children.

For a song that is meant to be crappy, the mixing job is nowhere near as bad as other joke/novelty songs. It's muddy, though--meaning the song sounds a little muffled--and the lyric voice-over is not clear enough for innocent bystanders to truly grasp what is going on.

On the other hand, I doubt the musician had any clue, either.

May 12, 2009