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Date
09/29/2008
File Info
Song
2.7 MB
2 min 56 sec
Score
4.08 / 5.00

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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Heavy Metal
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DISCLAIMER:
THIS SONG IS A JOKE. IT IS A JOKE. DO NOT 0 BECAUSE ITS CRAPPY. IT'S CRAPPY ON PURPOSE.

Boredom, and too much Crotchduster. Yes this is a joke, you'll probabally 0 this, but whatever.
Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your fucking cup. Burning through your small intestine, maybe this time you'll learn your lesson. Hey, I like your Pancreas, but you've got to give me some pie, Tootsie Pops die painfully, but you've got to give me some pie. I don't like the government, but I don't really care, I just want to eat CAKE. CAKE. Folgers in my fucking cup is giving me a fucking rush but when I want to go to sleep, I just drink more Folgers coffee. Folgers Coffee.

Reviews


CtrlZmankindCtrlZmankind

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 15, 2010

I liked it.

I like stuff like this. Making mundane things like coffee into brutal metal songs about those mundane things. Like Coffee.



bb46bb46

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 2, 2009

epic

its a brutally metal coffee jungle. The growling was good but back up away from the mics a little cuz the vocals distort too much where it doesnt sound good anymore.

reminds me a little of BTBAM


HappyHomicide responds:

Yep


ShawnSigShawnSig

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 2, 2009

lol, Love it.

Brutal song about Folgers Coffee. I gave it a 5/5.


HappyHomicide responds:

thanks!


Aslan-EmanuelAslan-Emanuel

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 1, 2009

Brutal!

Duncan Hills Coffee!!!
Well, close enough. ;)
This song rules! I lol'ed quite a bit! :D
Also, I noticed that this was released extactly a year before the Dethalbum II.

Keep it up!


HappyHomicide responds:

ahahaha well thanks man!


keyofdeathkeyofdeath

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 25, 2009

I never knew that Coffee could be so Brutal!

Now I want to drink coffee, thank! Like I need coffee at 2:15 am!

Rock on!

5'ed and 10'ed


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HappyHomicide responds:

Sir, coffee is best at any time of day! especially when it's folgers... and in your fucking cup...