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There once was a guy named Martin Hagwall aka Märta. He was browsing the internet when he stumbled on this little tune from the greatest game on the SNES. He thought he could spice it up a bit. So he got his crew together and together................. they.................. created the most FUCKING AWESOME SONG IN THE UNIVERSE!

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Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
Koopa: Him? You mean?
Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms
Koopa: Yea!
Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest
Koopa: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

Super Mario RPG
The game is the only one just for me
When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mario!
Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
Mario: Gimme See Ya!
Bowser: Gimme Geno!
Mario: Gimme Cookies!

Magikoopa: Of course, we will get you that Mario

Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice
Mario: I need to get those damn frog coins

There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life

Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya,
gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need

Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you?

Exor: Hahahahaha.

Exor's Verse:
My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
A bunch of retarded Joes
Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
(Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!)
Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

Mario's Verse:
Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
Little cats call us fags and incestous
Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past
Rescue the captive princesses
Koopas and Gombas, them I just laugh at
I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

Dialogue 1:
Mallow: Gimme
Croco: My name is Croco
Mallow: Gimme, gimme
Croco: Wallet
Mallow: Gimme
Croco: Wallet
Mallow: Gimme, gimme
Croco: In the end of the game
Mallow: Gimme
Croco: Items
Mallow: Gimme, gimme
Croco: Something rare

Dialogue 2:
Great Guy: Oh, hello!
Mario: Oh, it's a little creepy up here
Great Guy: Yea, it is
Mario: I'm a little low on hit points
Great Guy: Okay?
Mario: You have any refreshments?
Great Guy: Yea, you can take this mushroom
Mario: BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

Princess Toadstools Verse:
I am just a princess, please help me!
Booster is scary.
I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
but I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mario!
Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
Mario: Gimme SeeYa!
Bowser: Gimme Geno!

Princess Toadstool: Gimme my frying pan and parasol

There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life.