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Parody of Christian metal. I easily could've made this sound a lot better, but then it would sound good, so, to simulate the ignorance of an ACTUAL Cristian metal band, i gave myself the scratchiest distortion i could find, used the same riff over and over, vocalised something between a cookie monster impersonation and "Atreyu," and completely cheesed the solo
~Enjoy!

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Score: 10

"hoho XD"

by: AlbinMyren

date: November 21, 2009

Haha so fuck'n good haha XD

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Score: 10

"scratchy and itchy man lol"

by: 3asy

date: October 11, 2009

lol jesus is not gay he just had long hair because he was a hippie hilarious

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Score: 9

"CHRISTIAN HEAVY METAL!!"

by: darkcrusade

date: October 2, 2009

Its a disgrace to metal, and Christianity. Finally someone decided to point out this paradox in an entertaining satire. Double LOLZ to Guitarmaster for this song and the video for it.