Jesus Will Devour Your Soul

GuitarmasterX7

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GuitarmasterX7

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Date Submitted

09/02/2008 | 09:08PM EDT

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Heavy Metal Song | 2.2 MB | 1 min 11 sec

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4.25 / 5.00

Score Rank: #22,947
Popularity Rank: #4,822

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Author Comments

Parody of Christian metal. I easily could've made this sound a lot better, but then it would sound good, so, to simulate the ignorance of an ACTUAL Cristian metal band, i gave myself the scratchiest distortion i could find, used the same riff over and over, vocalised something between a cookie monster impersonation and "Atreyu," and completely cheesed the solo
~Enjoy!

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Average Score: 8.7 / 10

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souperzombie

"i lol'd."

date: June 14, 2009

Jesus is totally not gay. He just has long hair because he was a hippy. But not a gay hippy 'caus hes JESUS.
5'd

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Sageofeternity

"This is true."

date: June 11, 2009

Jesus devours souls.

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Score: 10
TheRighteousFascist

"MY EARS!"

date: June 3, 2009

I first heard this on Graffiti Cleanup Crew. I love this, but it's kinda loud.

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Whyonmeright1

"lol"

date: May 5, 2009

grafiti clean-up crew: Cristian heavy metal

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Ferris95

"lol"

date: April 19, 2009

Hilarius parody, try to remake it with some better quality recordings.

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