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All I have to say to all of you pansy-ass epic trancing four-on-the-floor predictable song motherfuckers is:

HAY LOOK TIESTO YOUKILLED THE TECHNO STAR

AND NOW I BRING YOU RANDOM ROUGH AWESOME ELECTRO TECHNO FROM ITS ROOTS

AND I CALLED IT AWESOME

OH AND BY THE WAY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

THIS IS ALL I DID OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND

SERIOUSLY, FOR LIKE THREE STRAIGHT DAYS

AND I WANTED IT TO SOUND ROUGH

GOING TO FUCK YOUR VIRGIN EAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSS SSSSSSSS

LOL THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF GOREBASTARD DID TECHNO

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Average Score: 9.2 / 10

Score: 8

"BASSLINE!"

by: Neophyte-Ronin

date: March 21, 2009

The last guy is right on the bass. If you wanted to equate your work with the horrible alchemy of GoreBastard and Techno (HEE, HEE!), then pump up the bass and remove the quarter that's taped on the bass snare. That's a classic Lars, but it removes the whole point of having a bass drum. (Translation: improve the bass on the drums as well).

I BET YOU'D LIKE TO CARRY MORE BOMBS.

April 7, 2009

Author's Response:

You say all this like I knew what I was doing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

I don't fucking know what I'm doing :p

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Score: 10

"Impressive"

by: mattrmunson

date: January 8, 2009

+Very original
+Excellent drums, double kicking is very cool.
+Intense melodies
+Bursting with energy

-Bass sound could have been better (though In some ways very suitable)
-At times hard to make out what's happening in the mid registers
-Despite the excellent intensity, it could have had more rising action: the pulse somewhat remains the same throughout and I find myself craving an epic climax

Overall I consider this an excellent piece; near world class originality and quality.

P.S. comparing this piece to Tiesto/trance is like comparing apples and oranges, and this definitely can't be considered to be from the roots of techno, which, imo, wasn't ever the greatest music to being with. Anyways, great song but you definitely can't dance to it...or at least I couldn't.

January 31, 2009

Author's Response:

Oh, I know you can't dance to it, this song was more for the comparison of being rough and obviously hardware-synth without much in the way of anything but basic effects, while many trance songs are much smoother on the ears.

But I appreciate the feedback! :D