johnny's little secret


Date Submitted

08/29/2008 | 09:54PM EDT

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General Rock Song | 2.1 MB | 2 min 19 sec

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Current Score

2.99 / 5.00

Score Rank: #67,571
Popularity Rank: #38,584

63 votes

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Author Comments

A song about relatives... if you like the humour of this you may also want to check out some of my other songs... in particular "lost my pants", "the yeti stole my gf", "your blog, my bog" and "attack of the killer cucumber".

LYRICS:

I've got something to say to you... but you sure ain't gonna like it.
My papa, my father, my daddy... he's an alien.
My mama, my mother.... she's an alien.
My sister, my brother, my cousin, my daughter, my granny, my family...
They're all aliens.

And now... now you're gonna die.

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Average Score: 9.6 / 10

Score: 10
Ninjadude989

"I see it."

date: November 25, 2009

You were just tying to distance yourself from your family.
Alienate them, one might say.

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Score: 10
netty-swobb

"..."

date: May 10, 2009

Who would have thought that such short lyrics would go on for 2:19, just unbelievable. When i read the lyrics and saw the length of the song i thought u must have repeated the the lyrics.

Awesome!

May 11, 2009

Author's Response:

haha... i thought the same thing, when i typed it, eh? didn't seem like enough words for the song i'd been singing on my backporch. it was one of those wtf moments.

cheers man!

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Score: 10
TheHFCB

"Interesting"

date: February 13, 2009

It makes me think of T. Rex. It's good and trashy sounding. Not to sound like an ad, but maybe you could listen to a few of my songs and see what you think?

May 11, 2009

Author's Response:

whoa, sorry dude... this review totally passed me by!!!

ads are ok... i'll come and check your gear out soon, eh?

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Score: 10
HappyHomicide

"good god"

date: November 26, 2008

This is the most obnoxious most amazing song ever

December 6, 2008

Author's Response:

hahahaha.... that's frikkin awesome man. Cheers for the review :D

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Score: 9
Andragon

"Catchy"

date: September 28, 2008

Very catchy and well presented, but I wanted it to be longer.

October 31, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah... i ran out of relatives to alienate.

cheers all the same!

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