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Jul 2, 2008 | 1:58 AM EDT
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4.8 MB
2 min 38 sec
4.22 / 5.00

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Rated 4.22 / 5 stars
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2008. Yessur Production

Have you ever wanted somethin that you just couldn't have
Thought you deserved it, but something's in your path
Do what I say, just sit on your ass
Don't work for it, just settle for half

I put Lamborghini doors on my shit-box whip
I want an escalade but can't afford that shit
The name is j-kellz I'm a poor slob
I hang at porn shops eatin corn-pops humpin doorknobs
Don't give a fuck, that I'm a minute man
Fuck every midget in the land in my minivan
Or some soccer moms, I make em juggle my balls
I don't hav a phone so I never call
I cant get hotties with bodies, you know ill never get a dime
So I three-way with 2 5's, that's a ten in my mind
I wanna rap for millions, in sold out pavilions
But I'm too busy workin bingo night for senior citizens
They sayin not him again, a wannabe eminem
His flow makes me sick like a spoonful cinnamon
Down to make another hit again but I aint had a first
Girls laughin at my dick cus its limp like fred durst

I got 6 zeros in the fuckin bank
But nothing in front of em wut the fuck u think
I can't even afford a 4 piece nugget
So I only order one and make three meals of it
Being broke as a joke it don't phase me
You call me names like you think I don't know that I'm lazy
Bitch, I'm a crazy slacker, fucked up cracker
Ballin in my backpack I'll slap ya
I wanna be a real big rapper but I don't wanna write
I wanna smoke this joint but I don't wanna find a light
It's alright I'll sit here and watch tv
But I noticed the remotes on top of the screen
And I'm like fuuuuuck, I aint getting up dude
I'd rather sit here and try to use the force like luke
Skywalker I'm a fly talker doin what I do
If you got a dream don't chase it, let it come to you



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I settled for half, but the teacher gave me a D

This song is mad funny, hip beats, everything. Im being completely serious, get off ur ass, stop trying to use the force and go pro.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oooooh shit

Really good track Kellz as usual.

Notice the mumbling idiot taking notes XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ooooh shit

Where the fuck you come out with the idea for this one? This shit had me laughing at midget line, cuz at that point I got what the track was about. Started reading the lyrics, and just kept laughing. Props.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

an instant classic by the J-kellz.

The chorus is awesome and the rap verses are fricken awesome. I like how you included names such as luke skywalker, eminem and fred durst in this masterpiece. Very nicely done... we all wish we were as good as kellz.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I like it man. Keep doin what ya do, you get better everytime.
Keep it up.
Down N Dirty ent. - YBS