2008. Yessur Production
Chorus:
Have you ever wanted somethin that you just couldn't have
Thought you deserved it, but something's in your path
Do what I say, just sit on your ass
Don't work for it, just settle for half
Verse:
I put Lamborghini doors on my shit-box whip
I want an escalade but can't afford that shit
The name is j-kellz I'm a poor slob
I hang at porn shops eatin corn-pops humpin doorknobs
Don't give a fuck, that I'm a minute man
Fuck every midget in the land in my minivan
Or some soccer moms, I make em juggle my balls
I don't hav a phone so I never call
I cant get hotties with bodies, you know ill never get a dime
So I three-way with 2 5's, that's a ten in my mind
I wanna rap for millions, in sold out pavilions
But I'm too busy workin bingo night for senior citizens
They sayin not him again, a wannabe eminem
His flow makes me sick like a spoonful cinnamon
Down to make another hit again but I aint had a first
Girls laughin at my dick cus its limp like fred durst
Verse:
I got 6 zeros in the fuckin bank
But nothing in front of em wut the fuck u think
I can't even afford a 4 piece nugget
So I only order one and make three meals of it
Being broke as a joke it don't phase me
You call me names like you think I don't know that I'm lazy
Bitch, I'm a crazy slacker, fucked up cracker
Ballin in my backpack I'll slap ya
I wanna be a real big rapper but I don't wanna write
I wanna smoke this joint but I don't wanna find a light
It's alright I'll sit here and watch tv
But I noticed the remotes on top of the screen
And I'm like fuuuuuck, I aint getting up dude
I'd rather sit here and try to use the force like luke
Skywalker I'm a fly talker doin what I do
If you got a dream don't chase it, let it come to you
