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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Genres:
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


shrugoshrugo

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 5, 2008

wow

Its really great. I dont even know what makes it so sweet.


astroninja responds:

WE THINK
it is the coffee
we saw the man put in
15 spoonful of sugar
and the spoon also
as you know when you eat spoon you also get high high high high!

ThANKS FOR THE ADD! We see you on MySpace, okay? :)

www.myspace.com/astroninary

Levan
ASTRONINJA


gus101gus101

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 10, 2008

omfg

y is this so awsome for and a goldfish for u <><


astroninja responds:

KUDOS kudos kudos! We wrote you a message check your inbox!

Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more tunes
And do drop by to say HI! We, as ninjas, respond to every single person so be friendly and bunnies in space will jump for you!


SyskoSysko

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 28, 2008

Awesome.

Didn't know Singaporeans watched "Walker, Texas Ranger." He was in the greatest Mountain Dew commercial made, as well. it's cool to see more of your guy's awesome-ass music on NG; Chuck (Excuse me, CHUCK NORRIS :D) would be proud.

-S

PS - Did you guyz ever see the movie Dodgeball? CHUCK was in that, too.


astroninja responds:

YES!
And we have watched all his movies at the nearby DVD rental shop
We even had a PARTY at our houses , pop corn, potato chips, and CHUCK NORRIS was enough to get us through the weekend happy and dandy like pies from an oven!

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary :) More songs, more free downloads!


OrsoMajul3888OrsoMajul3888

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 11, 2011

Hmm... Yup, that's Norris.

Fucking hilarious, GOOD, high energy... something that sounds like Auto-Tune in the chorus, something about DK in a thong... and u only mentioned Chuck's name ONCE! I say: WINNING!

|3



skaterdan4556skaterdan4556

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 5, 2008

good very good

i liked it a lot


astroninja responds:

Squint and be happy. Kangaroos are coming to save us from the world! :)
Love love for the score. We give you ninja kudos and also, fried rice special!
____

Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary where you can download more songs! :) Also sign up to our mailing list IF you are interested in knowing when the album is released :) Kudos!