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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
______

Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


Featherlight910Featherlight910

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love songs like this!

Kick ass guitar riffs, a fast drum beat, and hilarious lyrics! You guys rock!


astroninja responds:

THANK YOU
the CHUCK NORRIS man is the ultimate man in the world
all the fish in the sea look up at him and admire him as he flies past
faster than superman even!!

KUDOS FOR THE SCORE!

www.myspace.com/astroninary - Our main MySpace home!

www.purevolume.com/astroninja - Our second Internet home!

www.facebook.com/pages/Astroninja/811 8249979 - Facebook!

www.bebo.com/astroninja - our new and naked home!

Hope to hear from ya soon, love love from the ninjas!


iron-butleriron-butler

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome

NORRIS kicks ass and so squrriels(heh heh chitter chitter)

aWESOME AWESOME


astroninja responds:

THE SQUIRRELS QUIVER
QUIVER AND SHAKE
and the branch also break
when they hear CHUCK NORRIS COMING
LIKE A TRUCKLOAD OF AWESOMENESS
KUDOS FOR THE SCORE
love from ASIA!
_____

www.myspace.com/astroninary - Our main MySpace home!
Download more songs from here!!

www.purevolume.com/astroninja - Our second Internet home!

www.facebook.com/pages/Astroninja/811 8249979 - Facebook!

www.bebo.com/astroninja - our new and naked home!

Hope to hear from ya soon, love love from the ninjas!


GunnerRecallGunnerRecall

Rated 5 / 5 stars

so, the couple songs...

...I've heard from you guys are heart stopping and brain melting....when are you gonna make an album? :D ! <3

I always tell my friends about you and your ridiculousness XD


astroninja responds:

Our album will be released in September! Featuring more random craziness than what you've heard here :D That's the fun of being ninja, though pirates rock too! Along with cupcakes and maybe popping balloons next to a crying infant!

Add us up at one of the following websites for promised updates and more songs to download! YIPPIES! Write us and we will surely write back!!

www.myspace.com/astroninary - Our main MySpace home!

www.purevolume.com/astroninja - Our second Internet home!

www.facebook.com/pages/Astroninja/811 8249979 - Facebook!

www.bebo.com/astroninja - our new and naked home!

Hope to hear from ya soon, love love from the ninjas!


kurt-kobain11kurt-kobain11

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Astroninja 4 ever!!!

Long life to CHUCK NORRIS!
He's so powerful that he could destroy the universe whit a fart lol

Now, the song is great, DON'T EVER QuIT PLAYING!
And don't let anyone say you're not punk!


astroninja responds:

We're SPUNK, Singapore Punk :D
Remember, little green men live in all cigarettes. Scoop them out before you light up!!! No fish can save them unless you use your picky ninja fingers to pluck them out of the smoke!!
____

Add us up at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more free tunes and just to say HI. We say HI back to everyone!!! The way of the ninja permits us to surely do it!

www.purevolume.com/astroninja - brand new!
www.bebo.com/astroninja (new quite empty profile)


gus101gus101

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omfg

y is this so awsome for and a goldfish for u <><


astroninja responds:

KUDOS kudos kudos! We wrote you a message check your inbox!

Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more tunes
And do drop by to say HI! We, as ninjas, respond to every single person so be friendly and bunnies in space will jump for you!