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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


PhishiPhishi

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 23, 2008

Lawl

Thats just hilarous



thelittleemothelittleemo

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 22, 2008

awsomeness

i will find some way to make this into a flash..hopefully....



killerclownmeatkillerclownmeat

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 18, 2008

LOVE IT

if this could get any better my ears would blow up from the pure, spoon feed awesomeness.CHUCk'll be proud!



Andrea364Andrea364

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 30, 2008

ROFL

Most hilarious song ever! It sounds a little christmas-y though, which isn't bad at all. It just makes me lol. Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.



EmonquenteEmonquente

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 22, 2008

Ha ha ha

So fucking awesome. I just got a new favorite band I thinks ^.~ . Makes me so happy these things do, and yeah this one would sooo easily translate to a anime highschooler opening movie hee hee.

Cheers!