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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Genres:
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
______

Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


RYNOLRYNOL

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love your music!

This is fucking awesome! I love your music! Please make an instrumental version! You are even more amazing than Chuck Norris himself. Oh yeah sorry, CHUCK NORRIS, gotta capitalize! Anyways, first bukkake Udon, which I listen to on my iPod 24/7! now I gotta donload this song and listen to it ahlf the time, and half the time I listen to Bukkake Udon! Anyways, make MOAR! I am so showing your music around my school.


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crzymn246crzymn246

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Chaotic Awesomeness

What can I say? That's hilarious. High energy and funny lyrics. 9/10, 5/5.


astroninja responds:

Cookies and fishes for you!

oo o o

<///\\\--<
YUM CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME!!

Do add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary! We respond to every single person!! :)


the-original1the-original1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol...

high energy.

fast.

and funny as hell...

the random part "fuck me fuck me fuck me"
made me laugh.

love it.


astroninja responds:

Sometimes we stand in the corner and think
oh that girl is looking at us
oh that guy is hitting on us
but the truth is
Chuck Norris would steal all the attention away from anybody
So we wrote a song in tribute to his awesomeness!

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY SCORE!!

Levan
ASTRONINJA

ADD US on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary
We promise to write back personally to you!
And feel free to join our mailing list at our MySpace so we can update you on the debut album when it hits! MUCH <///\\---< Fishes for you!


hanzthedark21hanzthedark21

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW

XD the ballad of chuck norris what a nice name
CHUCK NORRIS RULES
AND SO DO YOU GUYS! XD


astroninja responds:

THANK YOU FOR THE SCORE
But chuck norris rules over the universe and even the universe shivers at the thought of chuck norris especially when he makes his rounds across the terrain of all godly beings because Chuck Norris is the godliest of all godly beings!

MUCHO MUCHO MUACKS for the score! :)

You are the bestest of the ultimate fighters of the world! The nice ten score and we like mushrooms but only on sushi that is raw. How about you? :) THANK YOU FOR THE SCORE UBER COOL!!

Levan
ASTRONINJA

ADD US on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary
We PROMISE to respond to everyone with cookies and puffs and <///\\--<
Feel free to sign up to our mailing list at our MySpace! That's how we can update you on our debut album when it hits soon :) THANK YOU! :)


sasori-kunsasori-kun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

don't give up the fight!!!

i love this song! just like how i love "bukkake udon"!!! you guys are the awesomest!!!!


astroninja responds:

You are the bestest of the ultimate fighters of the world! The nice ten score and we like mushrooms but only on sushi that is raw. How about you? :) THANK YOU FOR THE SCORE UBER COOL!!

Levan
ASTRONINJA

ADD US on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary
We PROMISE to respond to everyone without a CUT AND PASTE comment!
To find out when our debut album hits, feel free to sign up to our mailing list at our MySpace! THANK YOU! :)