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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
______

Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


ScorneScorne

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

loved it. I bet that in the eyes of the ranger...this is awesome.



superflybonessuperflybones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck yea

this song is awesome definitely a great punk song. The song is great the beat is good and makes me happy the singing is awesome and the lyrics are cool. The guitar sounds great and the drums are good I don't know if there was any other instruments was there? But that's all I have to say no criticism such a great song keep doing this long live chuck Norris.



Assassin2Assassin2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant!

This had me in tears, it's just, I can't even explain why, it's so fucking funny. It's just, hahahaha I can't even think.
If I could stop laughing and listen to the actual music, it's actually been exceptionally well made with a tonne of subtle effects. It's a good and catchy song, even if it's impossible to take it seriously.
For the sole fact I like to smile, I am definitely going to buy your album.
All the best, "We're Kamikaze killing Nazi everyday!" I love it.



supersatan3supersatan3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

awesome

I could hardly understand the vocals, good thing you had them posted. Otherwise a decent song. Bout time someone wrote a Chuck Norris song(besides Lemon Demon).


astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS is the ultimate ninja, he is also the ultimate cookie maker and person in the entire world. Love from ASIA to you guys!!!

THANKS FOR THE SCORE :)

Do visit us and add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary ! We will definitely respond to everyone! :)


bocoj7bocoj7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME!

I saw this on the front page of NG and when I clicked on it, I stumbled onto a band of awesomeness. Yes, you are a "Band of Awesomeness." I loved the song and decided to check out your MySpace. I am glad I found this song cause now it introduced me to you guys. I'm about to add you as a friend and join your mailing list as soon as I'm done writing this review cause I want to know when your new CD's come out and I'm gonna buy KISS MY ASTRO as soon as it hits the iTunes store. I have found one this wrong with the title of this song. If CHUCK NORRIS must be typed in all caps at all times, why is it not in caps for the title of this song? Thats my only gripe about you guys and it's a VERY small one. Lol. So keep up the great work and I can't wait to see what you guys put out in the future.


astroninja responds:

MOST EXCELLENT NINJA KUDOS! We give you hamsters with special powers! We can't wait to talk to you on MySpace! :) THANKS FOR THE SCORE!

Do add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary !