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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Date
06/28/2008
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

//\\-- FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


MattnGregMattnGreg

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 6, 2008

Chuck Norris

Chuck norris once was trying to get a record deal. They wouldnt let him get one. Thats why the googoo dolls are called that. because he roundhouse kicked the record studios manager back to the 18's. he kept acting like a baby since. thats why you dont say no to chuck norris.
*kneels down to chuck norris shrine*


astroninja responds:

Our debut album will be released by end August / early September so if you're interested, do add us on MySpace where we will promise to update you PERSONALLY (No cut and pastey comments at all, promise!) when it's out!
We're at www.myspace.com/astroninary. Add us so we can leave you a nice fat juicy steak of a comment! :)

Let us pray
for CHUCK NORRIS
not for his well being because
a being like him doesn't need God or Luck or Fortune
We shall pray that he comes our way
that he looks our way once
Then our lives have been satisfied!
THANK YOU FOR THE 10 10 10! :)

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ZerteZerte

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 6, 2008

You guys are the BEST!!!

Wow This song motivated me for doing many things!!!!!

This is the best, Any iothers songs like this one, where Can I check them, I'm in love with this songs!!

I just wanna listen to you guys everyday, Pls tell me where Can I get more song from you, this is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


astroninja responds:

Hee hee you can check out our other THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG by clicking on our profile or you can also head over to our MySpace to download more songs from us! :) NINJA <////\\\--< for the space lover in you!! THANK YOU for the scoring!

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary where you can download more songs! :) Also sign up to our mailing list IF you are interested in knowing when the album is released :) Kudos!


SgtSkittlesSgtSkittles

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 6, 2008

fing awsome

i listend to this all day great work :)


astroninja responds:

The boss is looking and wondering if you work with CHUCK NORRIS and he is worried, worried worried like a beaver worried the MAN will come after him. You will get your ultra raise soon, fellow ninja! THANKS FOR THE SCORING you are supersonic! :)

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary where you can download more songs! :) Also sign up to our mailing list IF you are interested in knowing when the album is released :) Kudos!


TheDrunkTheDrunk

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 6, 2008

...uhm.. :points finger: ...buh?

I gotta say, ive never heard anything like that before.. maybe like Wizo on PCP and supercharged with asain flair... o_0

Kudos, tho.. ive heard some wierd punkrock offshoots.. but thats, definately a different blend. Kudos!!


astroninja responds:

Blended like rabbit for sure. the ears we put in a sandwich, the bread we cook with the cookie! THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT we want to hug you with muacks!

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary where you can download more songs! :) Also sign up to our mailing list IF you are interested in knowing when the album is released :) Kudos!


ThamunsterThamunster

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 5, 2008

What the fuck.

WTF.


astroninja responds:

*peers behind you*
WATCH OUT!
That that thing is after you
that....rabid ear detached from the dead corpse
It's coming for you. RUN!!
and thank you :)

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary where you can download more songs! :) Also sign up to our mailing list IF you are interested in knowing when the album is released :) Kudos!