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4.39 / 5.00

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Just something I did in between collabs. Enjoy and review kindly



Rated 5 / 5 stars


"Congrats on completing the final test, you have been invited to the annual Aperture Science Office Rave Party!" - GLADoS.

"AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Can I bring the portal gun?" - me

"If you use the portals responsibly and don't drink and portal" - GLADoS.

"Don't worry, I will." - me. (sn****ring to myself)

"Subject Test probability annasis results:
150% excited
99.9% likely to get ratassed.
96% likely to drink the punch dry
96% pull a bird



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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I'm only writing a review instead of keeping my ideas to myself because something in me insisted I should.

Still Alive is a great song but I personally like it because it's cheerful. When a remix of the song comes along, it loses its taste. I'm not saying this is a bad remake of the song, but let me tell you this, I don't like it.

Oh don't take this to be offensive because whatever I say is not official. If I say I hate you, others don't have to hate you for that. Same applies here.

I'm giving it an 8 because you had a good song selection, your efforts, and the succesful outcome, but I just don't like the idea of Still Alive being a remix.

Anyways your interpretation of this song is still quite alive so I might as well enjoy it before I rate other songs!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am

Trippin' balls !

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

cake no lie


This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Party time

HOLY shit....amazing...i need to buy portal.. :)

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