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Your Music is STILL ALIVE!

Ohh.. how Black Mesa and GLaDOS would be proud of this subject...
Please step into the Aperture Science Transport Pod to become teleported to your reward, CAKE! *cough*THE CAKE IS A LIEEE!!!!*sniffle* And I will give you a Portal Gun, and 30 stages to get through! Now if you could just sign this waiver?
Really Good!

OMFG

AMAZING!!!
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

THE CAKE IS A LIE

Aww now only if you sounded like a crazy DOS

Then you could make lyrics too, nice remix 10/10

Just keep on trying...

till you run out of cake!

10/10

I like it. IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!! The song tickles my funny bone! Its so dancy. Makes me want to jump and throw myself in a whole thinking ill send up on the otherside. I just favorited it and gave you a 10! Nice work!