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Silent But Deadly

Author

Alpharius120

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Date Submitted

06/19/2008 | 12:22AM EDT

File Information

Heavy Metal Song | 3.5 MB | 2 min 33 sec

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Current Score

4.22 / 5.00

Score Rank: #16,869
Popularity Rank: #32,989

33 votes

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10 downloads

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Author Comments

Please comment and vote. And heads up, someone complained about the vocals and guitar. And THIS IS A JOKE SONG! NOT SUPER SERIOUS! Now here are some lyrics:
the coldest winter, the lonliest of nights
not a cloud in the sky, not a star in my sights
as i walked upon, this cold icy path
i knew not what danger, would loom from my ass

siiiilent, but deaddddly X3
(it just popped up to say hello, but now its gone back down below)

the stench so foul, but not a whisper i heard
a pong so disgusting, it comatozed a bird
the rotting fragrence lingers, i can feel it in my veins
i have unleashed the odor, that shall devour all that remains!

all that remains!!!

my whole body shivered, colder than this winter frost
i came to the bone chilling conclusion, i was touching cloth
i gazed upon the land where the ice witch cast her spell
i needed to relieve myself of this foul disgusting smell
not a toilet in sight, with nothing to wipe, what on earth was i to do?
so i squatted behind a might oak, and unleashed this ghastly goo!

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Average Score: 7.0 / 10

Score: 9
roryblakemore

"Funneh"

date: August 4, 2008

lol

Respect! 5/5

thought it was well done! made me chuckle!

August 5, 2008

Author's Response:

That is what we aim for. Thanks for the review and the 5!

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Score: 8
TheBardOfBlasphemy

"supreme stench"

date: June 19, 2008

actually I didn't mind this at all! It's a total piss-take so some of the sins in here can be forgiven. Yeah, the vox are pretty crusty... but I listen to a lot of black&death metal and that's pretty normal, really.

This track reminds me a lot of the early Cradle of Filth... Principle of Evil era... except with fart jokes instead of vampires.

The one criticism I have of this is the mix/master. The vox are pretty flat out compared to the other instruments. The drums are hiding away in the mix somewhere... the guitar also, in parts, is too quiet. In other words, the vox are way too loud, especially in the big boomy deep part at the end. Fix that and she'd be 5/5 from me, for the pure cheek of the thing.

June 19, 2008

Author's Response:

whooooooo! Thanks man! I guess they are a little to loud, we'll tune them down in other songs, thanks for the review!

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Score: 4
mega-ballin-pimp-sev

":| well"

date: June 19, 2008

It was generally a good concept, and written quite well, and that takes quite a bit of skill. It's just it was performed really bad. The vocals were pretty horrible, and the guitar recording was irratating.

All you really need is better soft/hardware for your recording.

June 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Haha, it's all part of one huge joke. We can scream just fine. And we're currently working on an actually serious song but this was a joke to do. You see I can't scream for shit and I did it on this song.

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