Jason Needs A Girlfriend


Date Submitted

05/08/2008 | 08:32PM EDT

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Heavy Metal Song | 2.3 MB | 1 min 40 sec

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Current Score

2.46 / 5.00

Score Rank: #69,414
Popularity Rank: #54,514

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Author Comments

I totally whored out the open E powerchord in this one!

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Average Score: 6.0 / 10

Score: 6
Gu-rrilla

"Meh."

date: July 28, 2008

Not that great. The constant yelling scared me away and made this review biased. The melody could've been good, but I wouldn't know.

~Review Request Club~

July 29, 2008

Author's Response:

Alright.

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Score: 0
Metal-Therapy

"No.."

date: July 26, 2008

This was horrid. The lyrics were incredibly annoying and pointlessly vulgar. The guitar may have been the only redeeming thing here, but that might be a stretch. You certainly did "whore out" E5 in song, you are right there. ;)
I would get rid of the awful vocals and put in some drums, as a start.
Try putting some more effort into your music in the future.

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July 27, 2008

Author's Response:

Thats the plan.

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Score: 0
Coop83

"Yeah..."

by: Coop83
date: July 26, 2008

I'm sure the music was good in the background, but I couldn't hear it too well, due to the random Tourette's Syndrome yelling in the foreground. If you're going to try 'singing' like that, step back from the mic and try to carry the tune.

If it was Rap, try to make the words sound a little poetic and keep time with the beat, as this bears no relevance to the music that is struggling away in the background.

I'd consider adding drums to the tune itself, as that would make it more imposing, especially with the power chords that you've used here.

[Review Request Club]

October 31, 2009

Author's Response:

YOU NEED TO FIST FUCK YOUR MOMMYS ASS THEN YOU NEED TO THROW HER SHIT RIGHT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT WHILE YOU ASS FUCK YOUR DADDY.

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Score: 0
loogiesquared

"RrC"

date: July 25, 2008

This sng is suckish, if you want my opinion, smash you guitar to your garage door and quit music, get a job as a secretary and live a normal life, however, if you come in contact with a guitar again, you will be eletrocuted.

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July 26, 2008

Author's Response:

Fuck you faggot.

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Score: 6
Haggard

"\m/"

date: July 24, 2008

The lyrics are quite funny, but it gets very repititive after a short time. Also, the guitar could have played something more interesting.

Also, the balancing is a bit annoying. The voice is balanced totally to the right, the music totally to the left. It sounds a bit weird that way. Also also there where some statics when you played the guitar. Either this is because the guitar was too loud and the mic couldn't record it properly or it's because I need new speakers, heh.

Anyway, the song is funny, but too repititve.

{ Review Request Club }

July 24, 2008

Author's Response:

The guitar fit in perfectly with the words..I improvised this after all..And yeah the guitar was recorded at a high volume..So yeah..If you have any EQ ideas then tell me.Because it sounds fine on my 5.1 surround sound speakers.

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