See through skin and yellow tinted,
Eye balls, sick and hair has wilted,
Such an awful mess, take a well earned rest,
Ridiculous amounts of grease,
Massive weight, oh, so obese,
She needs the basket now, give her the basket.
One, (one) big round peach,
Two, (two) apricots, sweet,
Three, (three) from a tree,
Four, (four) flavoured teas,
Fifty five grapes or less,
Six, (six) limes with zest,
Sept, (sept) talk in French,
Eight, (eight) sniff the stench of my fruit basket.
Loss of breath, no comprehension,
Custom made belt relieves the tension,
I've never seen this before, nothing that looks this sore,
And he's rocking the boat with such velocity,
All so wary of this monstrosity,
Get the basket now, give him the basket.
