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Uploaded
Feb 18, 2008 | 7:38 PM EST
File Info
Song
2.1 MB
4 min 10 sec
Score
3.58 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 3.58 / 5 stars
Plays & Downloads:
868 Plays | 85 Downloads
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Genres:
Voice Acting - Voice Demo
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Author Comments

Ever wake up in the middle of writing your will and you find out you need a staple? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of getting your stapler and you find out you don't have anymore staples? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of going to Ofice max and find out that a cop pulled you over? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of escaping from the cop and you find out that you can't find a parking spot in office max? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of parking your car on an illegal spot and you find out that a guy pulled out of a legal parking spot? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of going into the office max and you can't find the staples? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of asking a guy where the staples are and you find out it was a transexual you dated in college? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of getting the staples checked out and find out that you forgot your credit card? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of writing out a check and find out your pen is out of ink? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of buying a pen from office max but still you can't pay for it? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of fixing the whole ink mess and leaving office max and you find out that your car is out of gas? Oh. Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of filling your car up with gas and finding out that you don't have a credit card? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle killing the guy in the store and stealling the gas when you find out some guy stole your car? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of killing the guy that stole your car and you find out it was the same transexual you dated in college? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of opening your house door and find out that you left for keys buy the dead body of the transexual? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of picking the keys up and you see the cop that you escaped from? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of killing the cop and you find out that your gun does not like you any more so it ran away? Oh... Don't wanna go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of stapling the will and you find out that you need to crap? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of crapping and you find out you are out of toilet paper? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of driving to home depo bare ass and you find out that you hit a duck? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of getting into to home depo with your pants down using a duck to cover your dick and you find out people are laughing at you? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of asking a shocked employed worker where the toilet paper and he says that he has to pull your pants up? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle off explaining your predicament to the worker and he said that the toilet paper was in ile 9? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up checked out with your pants down and a duck sheilding your dick and you find out that you still don't have cash. Ever wake up in the middle of writting out a check while people are staring at you and you find out that you are in a public store with your pants down writting out a check for toilet paper while covering your dick with a dead duck? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of driving home from home depo and find out that your a redneck. Oh... Don't want to go back again. Ever wake up in the middle of wiping your ass and find out that you just drove to a store and walked in bare ass shielding your dick with a duck you killed with your truck? Oh... Don't want to go back again. Sorry to much text.

Reviews


ngfan14ngfan14

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

too long

i read the "paragraph" because i couldn't understand the voice, it's sort of funny but i think that it is too long


Audiomaster responds:

Oh well.