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Produced by Starshine Beats

Theres a swarm of zombies taking over the earth
And its fuckin absurd how they curse our words
They burn our verbs then repeat themselves
Whack rappers everywhere pick a cd off the shelf
Put it in the cd player index finger press play
Hear 4 different things and thats all they say
Guns guns bitches bitches
Diamonds diamonds riches riches
Half the shits fictitious not me i spit it vicious
Like a cobra's venom my flows ridiculous
Only few will get this the rest will miss this
My rap is nice like swiss miss on christmas
I'm on your hit list this aint hit or miss
I'll never switch my shit cus my shits the shit
Im slick with it and wicked my hits are bliss
Cus i spit more, than little kids with lisps

The earth is cursed by a fuckin epidemic
Whos gonna stop the spreading j-kellz the paramedic
It's a plague of fake but i got the cure
Kill em one by one thats my fuckin word!

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Average Score: 8.7 / 10

Score: 10

"Fuck Yea"

by: Cajete

date: March 26, 2009

So fucking true... You the realest rapper on this site Kellz.

~1~

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Score: 10

"Mannnn."

by: Araelyn

date: January 7, 2009

This is fuckin IT!
I love the beginning and I love your lyrics, you have an amazing flow.
The beat is maddd cool and the background loop is sick!
Awesome!

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Score: 5

"Kinda dig it, kinda don't"

by: walrusgod

date: January 6, 2009

I actually like the background beat (sounds like something from an NES game), I think the vocal flow is pretty good and natural, but the lyrics leave a little to be desired. It starts out pretty good, and the chorus is really sweet, but some of the lyrics actually seem very stereotypical to me (like talking a lot about how great your rap is), and a couple of the offensive similes weren't really necessary. I'm not a huge fan of homophobic lines in rap, so the line in your second verse knocked a couple points off from me.

I respect the beats (although it was a little uber-repetitive) and you definitely have a very nice flow, but I personally was turned off by a good deal of the lyrics, especially after the first verse.

5 - Worth a listen