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Feb 6, 2010 | 3:33 AM EST
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i decided to create an advertisement for a fictional valentine's gift
nothing says "i lube you" better that a bottle of love lotion amirite? ;D
this product is recummeded for lonley losers who cant lose their virginity
oh wait thats me... :/
anyway in case u cant read the words ill put them here:
"Can't get that ooey-gooey valentine love from that special somone?"
"Your love potion not helping you make your valentine wet dream cum true?"
"Make your valentines special by satisfying your one true love... in your own pants <3"
"rich, smooth, velvety."
have a happy valentines day and i hope u wont have to ever resort to using this...like me :'(

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mandogmandog

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Happy Valentines Day, sex robot!
Inventor David Hines has taken loneliness to a new level. Hines, a New Jersey native, is the founder of True Companion, a company that sells life-size, speaking sex robots.
Hines showed off his creation at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last month. So far, only female robots are available, but there is no doubt just as many lonely women are requesting male robots from the company�EUTMs site, truecompanion.com.
So far, the robots come in three personalities: Roxxxy, Wild Wendy and Frigid Farrah. Every robot has a laptop connected to its back and touch sensors in strategically-placed areas so it can sense when it�EUTMs being, well, you know. The robots don�EUTMt move on their own, yet they shudder when they �EUoeorgasm.�EU
The biggest selling point in Hines�EUTM eyes is the fact that the robots are designed to engage in simple conversations. This overly talkative robot seems to be the opposite of what men want in a woman. She also can�EUTMt cook or clean, but she does snore.
Let�EUTMs get down to business and consider the fact that a talking sex robot is selling for over $7,000.
Advantages of this new technology: you don�EUTMt have to shower Roxxxy with Valentine�EUTMs Day gifts or loving compliments, and you can turn her off whenever you please. You can also turn her on with barely any effort. Never again will you hear the excuse, �EUoeNot tonight, babe. I�EUTMm tired.�EU
Disadvantages of this new technology: you�EUTMre spending a good portion of your paycheck on a grandiose sex toy, and she only lasts for 3 hours before you have to recharge her batteries. If that idea doesn�EUTMt turn you on, I don�EUTMt know what does. However, if you don�EUTMt charge her all the way before getting down to business, she can shut off before you finish. Ladies, sound familiar?
Hines claims that most of his business comes from men who �EUoehave trouble meeting girls.�EU If you�EUTMre paying $7,000 to have a conversation with a robot, let alone fornicate with one, I�EUTMd say you missed the lesson on rewarding pick up lines.
It�EUTMs a small market, but it�EUTMs a market. If David Hines has created a product that people will buy, then good for him. It will be very interesting to see how far this product will go in our society, and how obsolete human-to-human intimacy will be years from now.



GinfurrGinfurr

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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this freaks me out


thespammer responds:

then its working...
GET UR FREAK ON!!! with urself of course lol :P


kreeslakkreeslak

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Happy Valentines Day, sex robot! Inventor David Hi

Happy Valentines Day, sex robot!
Inventor David Hines has taken loneliness to a new level. Hines, a New Jersey native, is the founder of True Companion, a company that sells life-size, speaking sex robots.
Hines showed off his creation at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last month. So far, only female robots are available, but there is no doubt just as many lonely women are requesting male robots from the company�EUTMs site, truecompanion.com.
So far, the robots come in three personalities: Roxxxy, Wild Wendy and Frigid Farrah. Every robot has a laptop connected to its back and touch sensors in strategically-placed areas so it can sense when it�EUTMs being, well, you know. The robots don�EUTMt move on their own, yet they shudder when they �EUoeorgasm.�EU
The biggest selling point in Hines�EUTM eyes is the fact that the robots are designed to engage in simple conversations. This overly talkative robot seems to be the opposite of what men want in a woman. She also can�EUTMt cook or clean, but she does snore.
Let�EUTMs get down to business and consider the fact that a talking sex robot is selling for over $7,000.
Advantages of this new technology: you don�EUTMt have to shower Roxxxy with Valentine�EUTMs Day gifts or loving compliments, and you can turn her off whenever you please. You can also turn her on with barely any effort. Never again will you hear the excuse, �EUoeNot tonight, babe. I�EUTMm tired.�EU
Disadvantages of this new technology: you�EUTMre spending a good portion of your paycheck on a grandiose sex toy, and she only lasts for 3 hours before you have to recharge her batteries. If that idea doesn�EUTMt turn you on, I don�EUTMt know what does. However, if you don�EUTMt charge her all the way before getting down to business, she can shut off before you finish. Ladies, sound familiar?
Hines claims that most of his business comes from men who �EUoehave trouble meeting girls.�EU If you�EUTMre paying $7,000 to have a conversation with a robot, let alone fornicate with one, I�EUTMd say you missed the lesson on rewarding pick up lines.
It�EUTMs a small market, but it�EUTMs a market. If David Hines has created a product that people will buy, then good for him. It will be very interesting to see how far this product will go in our society, and how obsolete human-to-human intimacy will be years from now.


thespammer responds:

i see u got my valentine spam lol :)


RJ523RJ523

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lolwut

Hellow agen spammer, im teh budygard of u n i have a recipt 4 this:
look below

Happy Valentines Day, sex robot!
Inventor David Hines has taken loneliness to a new level. Hines, a New Jersey native, is the founder of True Companion, a company that sells life-size, speaking sex robots.
Hines showed off his creation at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last month. So far, only female robots are available, but there is no doubt just as many lonely women are requesting male robots from the company�EUTMs site, truecompanion.com.
So far, the robots come in three personalities: Roxxxy, Wild Wendy and Frigid Farrah. Every robot has a laptop connected to its back and touch sensors in strategically-placed areas so it can sense when it�EUTMs being, well, you know. The robots don�EUTMt move on their own, yet they shudder when they �EUoeorgasm.�EU
The biggest selling point in Hines�EUTM eyes is the fact that the robots are designed to engage in simple conversations. This overly talkative robot seems to be the opposite of what men want in a woman. She also can�EUTMt cook or clean, but she does snore.
Let�EUTMs get down to business and consider the fact that a talking sex robot is selling for over $7,000.
Advantages of this new technology: you don�EUTMt have to shower Roxxxy with Valentine�EUTMs Day gifts or loving compliments, and you can turn her off whenever you please. You can also turn her on with barely any effort. Never again will you hear the excuse, �EUoeNot tonight, babe. I�EUTMm tired.�EU
Disadvantages of this new technology: you�EUTMre spending a good portion of your paycheck on a grandiose sex toy, and she only lasts for 3 hours before you have to recharge her batteries. If that idea doesn�EUTMt turn you on, I don�EUTMt know what does. However, if you don�EUTMt charge her all the way before getting down to business, she can shut off before you finish. Ladies, sound familiar?
Hines claims that most of his business comes from men who �EUoehave trouble meeting girls.�EU If you�EUTMre paying $7,000 to have a conversation with a robot, let alone fornicate with one, I�EUTMd say you missed the lesson on rewarding pick up lines.
It�EUTMs a small market, but it�EUTMs a market. If David Hines has created a product that people will buy, then good for him. It will be very interesting to see how far this product will go in our society, and how obsolete human-to-human intimacy will be years from now.


thespammer responds:

u is my body guard? rofl
anyway, thnx for "buying" my spam :)


warioman728warioman728

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you but an inapropreat ad as a response on my form

you are so mean how did you know that some one isn't 5 on the form here (they have flash tutorials for K-12!) you could get in troble for posting an ad like that on a form made by a Kindergardner i will wisle your response when i find out how


thespammer responds:

what are you, 5 years old?
my "response" or comment is spam
i put it on ppls newsposts for teh lols, i wasnt advertising anything
second, i rlly doubt i could get in trouble unless i posted a link to a virus or something, but i never did
third, theres something called "ban user" which prevents me form commenting on ur posts
u can also delete my spam if u want
but seriously what the fuck was the shitty review/score for?
if ur gonna give me a 0, at least give me a good reason for it >:(