Author
TastesLikeBRAAAIINNS
Date Submitted
09/08/2009 | 08:44AM EST
Category & Size
Illustration | 686 x 613 px
Author's Comments
So I came up with this when I was watching my cousin play Ocarina of Time. :D
The People Have Spoken
Average Score: 9.8 / 10
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!
Author's Response:
Can't spell 'slaughter' without laughter!
He is one sick mother f####r, should have more brain and guts in it though.
Link is psyco
amazing
Love it [make more!]
I think it needed an actual background to bring it together, but other than that, nice job!
Author's Response:
Yeah, I'm not exactly the best at backgrounds, thanks for the feedback!
wow! imagine if LoZ was M-rated that's how you would regain health! if it was like GTA i would like to see Link gain health by picking up hyrulian hookers!
that's just epic
but the person below me is right, there seems to be something missing
but anyway;
great job.
more like 8 bit pny club!
I liked it, but its kinda missing something ......
Author's Response:
Yeah, a decent background :P
pure awesome
